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[at_heart]

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[ Video / Voice / Text / Action / Delivery / Whatever ]

You called me, so my guess is you know who I am.
But I'm busy, so leave a message, or whatever.

Comments

un:🐺

[at_heart]

[ right, well, no response for a good ten minutes

mustering something vaguely approaching dignity only because this is text instead of video— ]

Plain for whom

[moonstriking]

Most men, apparently

[She knows what she's doing and she wont stop]

[at_heart]

[ A year ago, maybe he would've had at least some sort of vague impulse to say 'hey', but it wouldn't have been all that strong at the time, either. ]

There is no way most men need more than that

[moonstriking]

Are you sure? There's something a little more lacey and transparent here. Or maybe the cat ears...

[at_heart]

Some of those are definitely appealing more to certain tastes than others

[ You're a cruel woman, why does he like you, etc etc. ]

[moonstriking]

Should I bring them all home then for an assessment? More promotion for the guild, perhaps?

[ She's so happy Yuri is like this. But she might stick to the simple body suit. For now. Lacey frills can get in the way if she thinks about it.]

[at_heart]

[ maid cafe flashbacks ]

Man there are some people that would NOT surprise

[moonstriking]

Oh, is that so? What have you been getting up to?

[at_heart]

[ a rare 🐺 is typing... notification, before finally ]

Too long to explain over text
But I feel like you would've appreciated the costumes

[ Attached: photos. He kindly includes butlermode first, then maidmode. Neither one involves genderrings, but like, you pretty much literally have to check the chest to be sure. ]

[moonstriking]

You've been holding out on me. So that means the cat ears and lace is on the table?

[at_heart]

I mean I've still got the outfits if you want to see them

[ This is decidedly not an answer to any question about cat ears. He's... trying not to think about cat ears on Judy. ]

[moonstriking]

[A non-answer is a 'yes'. Well she's getting the cat ears. And the lacey negligee. She'll store it away for later - it'll be for a good cause]

I get a nice personal and up close look long after you've put those outfits away? I'm honored.

[at_heart]

[ He's trying not to think about them, but obviously they would work for him. ]

It wasn't that long ago
Part of a fundraiser for the office space

[moonstriking]

Ayaka mentioned that the other day when I had her over for dinner.

[at_heart]

Did she
What did she say?

[moonstriking]

That it was a really interesting cafe

[at_heart]

[ HEAVY SIGHING. ]

Again it's a long story
I swear it seemed like a good idea at the time

[moonstriking]

You can't claim embarrassment now

[at_heart]

I can do whatever I want
It's a free whatever

[moonstriking]

Of course

[pause]

What made it so embarrassing in retrospect?

[at_heart]

"Embarrassing" is a strong word

Dunno it turned out other people had different expectations for "maid cafe"

[moonstriking]

Are there meant to be different kinds?

[at_heart]

Apparently?

Sitting in people's laps and hand-feeding them might not be typical

[moonstriking]

Maybe you didn't charge them enough.

[at_heart]

No people were very clear that it's not usually something you do for any amount of money